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Me. In a nutshell. #psl

Me. In a nutshell. #psl

School in 48 hours.. My expression is called “bleh” .-. #ucc #college #yay #only3months #freshman

School in 48 hours.. My expression is called “bleh” .-. #ucc #college #yay #only3months #freshman

-ahscircus:

american horror story blog 

wailordandsavior:

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U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE

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kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E